We Have a Winner

Yes, congratulations to Jeff Foxworthy of Ludington, MI.  He is the May 23rd winner of The Equivalent Bingo.  I got a snapshot of his card here.Ugly and irrefutable evidence of a champion.  Granted he was the only one who was playing, but that doesn’t make his success any less meaningful.  So Jeff, as promised, here is your personalized compliment: Your name doesn’t make you a bad person.

But while we’re on the topic of bad people, here’s Flank’s bit:  wcbn-2012-05-23-000001-EDT

It was a big day for Flank.  Apparently it had been 9 days since he’d listened to a Nickelback song, and he made the poor choice of advertising that to the world.   Here’s why: 

Once again: no, I am not sorry.  As far as I’m concerned, I haven’t done anything wrong in about three years.  If you’re going to start parading around dubious personal success stories, then you shouldn’t be caught off guard if one of the bystanders decides to pick up one of the Jolly Ranchers and darts it right back at your eye.  Not everyone likes candy, and certain people just like it when everyone else in the world is upset.  The lowest common denominator can always be lower.

Here are the important two hours: wcbn-2012-05-23-010001-EDT


And for those of you who are too lazy to make it through that, here’s last night’s Dead Air and Great Ideas.

Well I did my part.  Let’s see if all of you can do a bit better next week.

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