So yeah.  I’m not getting my show back yet.  I’m supposed to explain why.  Instead I’m going to write about hats.

People don’t understand my taste in hats.  I have a lot of them, and most of them are pretty different, and I sometimes wear them in circumstances that don’t quite fit.  People don’t get it.

The problem is that I already had a guest lined up for tonight and now The Flank Hour is going to be flanking all over him.   I’m not mad about it; I got all my mad out already.  I just feel bad for the guest.  I don’t want to see him upset, and I’m not going to be the one to tell him about it.  So he’s going to show up at the station tonight at 11 for prep, and it’s just going to be awful.  Instead of my comforting smile greeting him, he’s going to get saturated by the Flank neckbeard and the smell of Axe body spray.

Just imagine this moment.  You’re professional sleeper Brian Gee.  You’re coming to see your friend Matt Rutkowski for his wonderful radio show that was voted best the 12AM-6AM magazine show in southeastern Michigan by the members of his fansite.  You’re about to retire, you’re cutting ties with the PSL community, and you have a whole catalogue of insider information you finally feel comfortable revealing to the world.  Tonight’s the night.  You’ve a list of questions to address and myths about sleeping to quell and hot, sleepy gossip to drench the world with.  It’s a turning point in your life, and you’ve prepared for an enlightening, rigorous, and enjoyable conversation with an interested and empathetic friend.  It wasn’t an easy choice, but it was the right one.  The months of deliberation and emotional gymnastics are finally coming to an end.  You’re about to bear your soul.  And then suddenly…





He genuinely is a repulsive human being.  Luckily for you, you only have to hear his voice.  He’s in my nightmares.

Whatever, thanks for sticking with me while this whole situation gets sorted out.

Leave a comment

Bother the Internet

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: